(Wayne and Ben were classmates
when studying in Australia. After having acquired their degrees,
they went back to their own countries to work. Today, Ben
is waiting to pick up Wayne at an airport since Wayne is
visiting Ben before his journey to another country.)
Hey, how're you doing mate? I'm sorry to keep you wait so
That's fine. No worries, mate. I've just arrived a couple
of minutes ago. It's good to see you. Come on, let's head
your hotel, and tell me about your bonzer trip
at our late dinner.
Sure, let's get to the hotel. But before that, I wanna change
my pants. It's awfully smelly.
(Wayne and Ben are walking to
So, how's the flight?
In a nutshell, damn the flight
company. Anyway, I'll tell you later after I wipe out
all these filthiness.
(Wayne has finished, and they
are walking to Ben's car.)
Ah, this is much better.
So, what happened up there? Did you wee yourself
in the cabin?
No, I didn't. You're not going to believe
this. It's someone who definitely couldn't hold
that long to the airport, so he decided to just let the
up all the water. What a brilliant idea, isn't it?
Use the cushion as a giant diaper with
extraordinarily soaking ability.
That's really hideous. Then how come you got the wee?
When I got on board, I wasn't
acknowledged that the previous passenger of that particular
seat had urinated himself during
the flight. So when I found my seat in the cabin, I of course
just sat down without a second thought. Then just a few seconds
later, I felt the sensation of humidity spreading down below
my thighs and bottoms.
At the beginning I thought it's just water or worse it's
just juice or soft drinks spilled onto the seat. But after
I checked twice with my hand, I realised that it's urine.
Gosh, that's absolutely disgusting. Did you ask the flight
attendants for help?
Yeah, I was really irked, so
I asked a flight attendant for an explanation, and how they're
going to deal with this situation since there's no way that
I took another flight.
Then what did they do to nut out the problem?
They offered to upgrade my seat to the business
cabin. I accepted that, and then I asked then how
they're going to deal with the filthiness on my pants. They
told me since there's no laundry facility available on
board, I could change them when we arrived at the destination.
That suggestion was given by a male flight attendant. So,
I asked him, "how about we exchange our pants, and see if
that's comfy for
you to wear a pair of urinated pants for 6 hours".
Then what did he say?
He simply said, "I'm sorry sir. But it's the company's rule
that we have to wear the uniform when being on duty."
And then I said, "Well, I don't care about your company's
rule, so you'd better find me something to
replace my pants, otherwise let's see if it's your last chance
to wear your decent uniform."
You threatened him!
I was really pissed off. Then another flight attendant offered
to give me a blanket, so I could take off my pants, and use
it to wrap myself.
So you sat in the business cabin with a blanket wrapping
you up through out the entire flight?
Yeah, What a bonzer flight.