Wayne:
Morning, mate. How's your Valentine's Day going?
Werner:
Pretty good. We went for a dinner and we gave presents for
each others. That's pretty cliche as it should be.
Wayne:
Well though that's really cliche in someway, it is still
necessary to express affection to our loved ones.
Werner:
I know. But it's just that I wanted to do something different
for her. But you know. We've always been busy on our work,
and don't actually have time to think about how we can celebrate
it. So then, we just dance to the tune
of media,
or just follow in other couples' footsteps.
Everyone is saying a date can't go wrong with a candle light,
flowers and mood music. But it's just so so cliche, isn't
it. Everyone is undergoing the same ceremony to celebrate
their divine love.
Wayne:
Well, I've really done something different for the divinity
this time. The stupidest thing I've ever done. I forgot to
withdraw some money before
picking her up. Then while we're having our dinner, it came
up to me that I've got only coins in my pockets. So, of course
Annie paid for the dinner. The dinner didn't cost
big bikkies.
It's my mindlessness about the date that really upset her.
But that's not the worst part. I even hadn't done any plan
for what we could do after the dinner. So then we had
a blue.
Werner:
Woo, that's really a different Valentine's Day, mate. You've
done it. That's really a good try to lengthen your memoir of
regrettable and doomed relationships,
and consolidate the image of being promiscuous among
your male friends, so everyone can keep counting your conquests,
and you can enjoy the taste of sour
grapes.
Wayne:
Stop pouring derision on me.
I'm not promiscuous. You know
that.
Werner:
I know you were and are not.
You've just always been Mr. Wrong. And now you've finally
found your Ms. Right. So, what's the matter with you?
Don't tell me anything like "I was too busy to make any plan",
or "it's not our anniversary anyway" and what
have you as
your excuses. You forgot. That's the truth. And then what
happened?
Wayne:
Then I came up with the suggestion that we buy two pairs
of identical shoes. That's the only idea I've only thought
about for the date. I hope that can bring the symbolic meaning
of we are always in each other's
shoes.
Werner:
Well, you always know how to blag.
Wayne:
I didn't blag! I really meant it.
Werner:
Ok, you're eloquent, alright?
Wayne:
Anyway, I gotta plan for our anniversary. It's coming really
soon. I can't bear to let her down again.
Werner:
Alright, go for it, Romeo.